There's An Eyelash in my Eye

There's an eyelash in my eye right now, and I can't get it out. Its really starting to piss me off. I think the most annoying part is that I can't see it. Its literally on top of my eyeball and I can't see it. I think it wants to be seen though, because when I close my eye, it starts scratching the inside of my eyelids so I have to rub it. Then people are like "Don't rub it!!11one It's gonna make it worse!1". These people have clearly never had an eyelash stuck on top of their eyeball. All you can do is rub it. Then when I finally open my eye, the eyelash suddenly gets shy and yanks the curtains back down violently, continuing its barrage of scratching from the inside. This is insubordination. My eyelids are ordered (by me) to stay and protect my vulnerable seeing apparatuses from dirt and dust and other debris. What do they do? Fall out of formation and rebel, becoming debris themselves. I will not stand for this. One of these days I am going to kill my eyelashes. Just not now. For now I will sit here writing with one hand and one eye, and rubbing with my other hand.